澳洲那些奇葩是枯燥生活里的一劑腎上腺素

我土澳人民不僅愛(ài)自?shī)首詷?lè)，就連土澳的動(dòng)物們也真是奇葩不嫌多，在澳洲生活沒(méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)一兩個(gè)都不能叫過(guò)日子....

搶鏡的鴕鳥(niǎo)。。。

An ostrich can steal your thunder in a photograph...

火車也會(huì)罵人。。。

Trains might throw the f word around...

車頂上等待你的考拉。。。

Koalas may be waiting for you on top of your car...

袋鼠在海灘上曬太陽(yáng)。。。

A kangaroo might want to enjoy an occasional sunbath on the beach...

短吻鱷吊在直升機(jī)下面。。。(非常常見(jiàn))

An alligator is hanging on to a helicopter... (highly common)

在室外做作業(yè)的時(shí)候，當(dāng)心袋鼠搶鼠標(biāo)。。。

When you plan to do your homework outside, watch out for the kangaroos because they might steal your mouse...

袋鼠和喵星人一樣喜歡玩卷紙。。。

Kangaroos like to play with toilet paper as much as cats do...

老板，你還想做生意嗎。。。

Do you want customers or not...

漁民用小鯊魚(yú)當(dāng)誘餌釣大鯊魚(yú)。。。

Fishermen use baby sharks for bait to get bigger sharks on hook...

妓女說(shuō)她要離開(kāi)這個(gè)鬼地方，因?yàn)槔嫌腥送邓那槿び闷?。?！?/p>

Hooker says she's leaving this town because her sex toys are being stolen...